- Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
- YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
- We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
- HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
- The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
- DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
- After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
- PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
- We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
- NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
- We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
- NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
- We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
- FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
- Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
- NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
- NEW FEMALE THOR
- I didn't-
- NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
- TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
- m- m- m-
- mama? are you trying to say mama?
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you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
Look at me, I’m Pontmercy!
Lousy with virginity
I can’t get wed
Til all my friends are dead
I can’t! I’m Pontmercy!
"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "
"Dad you named me after a girl."
“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”