- Did you get the postcard from Millie?
- *literally dies*
Teenage Jesus watches as his friends swim and frolic in the pond and pouts as he sits on top of the water with his arms crossed
watching old episodes of supernatural is like going back to the remains of your childhood home after it’s been burnt to the ground
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD
Let's Play Minecraft - Episode 119.5
- Some would say there is too much ore.
- Or what?
- Man, if you were to get hit by a car right now, I would not care.
- *puts earphones in*
- oh right
- *plays music*
Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
the whole “anger is poisonous and bad for u” mindset was created by people who didn’t want to deal w the justified anger directed at them by others
anger is powerful and important, anger is fuel, and only you determine whether or not your anger is good or bad for you